Home, Things

im home from vacation, alive and kicking, but still deathly afraid of airplanes. i'll tell you what they could drop out of the goddamn sky any second.
the cruise was interesting; included/witnessed

• Decadence
• Tourism
• Tourists
• Europeans, French Canadians
• Sleezebags
• The first time i saw the sluttiness of a certain relative firsthand
• Meeting exactly one good friend, her sister and friend, and two British ones
• The incredible stories of cousins Tyler and Matt's teenagedom. Oh man, if only.
• One night of several contemplations of my own existence
• Tom Green nostalgia
• Rediscovery of Nick Hornby

and oh so much more i'd love to include here. teens are so goddamn decadent these days, i don't like my generation much. everyone is in such a hurry. let's indulge in substances and try to fall in "love" and get with as many people as possible. i think we're growing up too fast. i picked up y'all from a texan who turned out to be sleazy, but his brother and cousin are the men. met another good allison friend (baltimore), walked around alot. i would not reccomend a cruise. i have more points to make at another date, goodnight.